Anonymous asked: How many asks did you generally get a day, when you were still married to gamzee?
Maybe two to five? Sometimes more, sometime less. It depended on what was my last stupid post.
Anonymous asked: Are you a girl or a guy?
I’m a woman.
Anonymous asked: Thank god you were just trolling. I originally thought you were a troll but then as time went on I kinda started to get concerned about your mental stability. You are the master troll. It is you.
Thank you, I’m quite pleased I got you.
Anonymous asked: When my friend described this whole thing to me, the first thing I said was "this... sounds like a troll". It is gratifying to be proved correct.
Glad I made you feel good about yourself.
Anonymous asked: do you have a personal tumblr omg
Yes, sadly I’m not posting it here.
Anonymous asked: Oh my goodness I am laughing so hard, you are the best troll ever. You should get an award oh wise one.
Thank you. I’d rather you all sent me money or your first born child.
Anonymous asked: gamzeeswaifu x ask-pregnant-pbj
I don’t know them, but whatever you’d like!
lady-of-the-losers asked: Too late, my time has come. Sent shivers down my spine, bodies achin' all the time. Goodbye everybody. I've got to go. Gonna leave it all behind and face the truuuuuth. *Instrumental* I see a little silhouetteo of a man Scalamoosh Scalamoosh will you do the fandango? THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME! Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figero. Magnifico-o-o-o. I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me. HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY. (etc.)
lady-of-the-losers asked: Momma, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead. Momma, life had just begun. Now i've gone and thrown it all awaaaay. Momma, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry, if i'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on. As if nothing really matters.
Anonymous asked: Good waifu, best troll.